Big B

Noun

Very similar to a little b, just with a smaller d

“Hey big B, have you noticed my white boardies.”

Small b

Noun

Very similar to a Big B, just with a bigger D.

“Hey small b, do you have to wear white boardies? It really isn’t fair to the rest of us.”

Depreciayson

dih-pree-shee-ay-son

Noun
1) decrease in value due to specific wear and tear, decay, decline in price, etc caused by a specific Chris

2)Such a decrease caused by a specific Chris is allowed in computering the value of property for tax purposes.

The car suffered a sudden loss of value. investigators found half a pie, tear stains, Ben and Jerry’s vomit down the door and a butt mark, currently depreciayson is suspected...