-Ness

Someone's '-ness' is their quintessential essence. Sometimes Ness is tagged onto a last name, or a nickname.

Ode to Reich:
Reich does what she does. She cannot be other than reich. She is... reich-ness. Her reichness overflows. It stems from her, yet it is not separate. Reichreichreichreich.

Noe: "Your mom's dick-ness crushed my dunge adventure yesterday"
D-money: "Noe, if you weren't such a poopsterbater this wouldn't be a problem"

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