Barry

A bright, beeutiful young fellow, hello! He loves the beech but hates getting wet. He's never afraid to bee himself. Also a strong beeliever in beestiality.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.

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100% FULLY LIT AF FAM

An expression commonly found of social media, used to express one's awe and affection towards a certain subject. The wording of the phrase can vary, and is often followed by several different emojis (😂,💯,🔥,👌🏼).

Can either be used unironically, which often makes the OP appear to be an obnoxious fag who should go back to 2016, or could be used ironically to express one's disappointment or lack of interest in the subject.

HAHA #TRUUUUU THAT SHIT IS 100% FULLY LIT AF FAM 💯🔥😂👌🏼😂🔥😂💯🔥👌🏼😂🔥💯😂🔥

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"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

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