Pornc

Spelled “pornk” in the UK, this is a term for giving a dog bunny ears for a photo

I’m totally porncing my dog rn

Sometimes Day

February 17 is national Sometimes Day. This celebrates all the things that you only do sometimes. It’s a day to indulge and do things you wouldn’t normally do

Person 1: “hey do you wanna go out for a drink?”
Person 2: “no I only do that sometimes”
Person 1: “well it is the 17th…”

Person 2: “oh yeah it is sometimes day”

Chedda Chase

A menace on the field. An absolute stud. The guy who steals your girl, your sister, and your mother accidentally. He throws round bails for fun and is the man you want to be.

Straight male: Chedda Chase stole my girl! I’m not even mad, he makes me horny too