Wyoming

A state in the U.S. that only a select few know of. Therefore, conspiracies about Wyoming run rampant, mainly about how the government is purposefully concealing information about the state to keep a doomsday device of epic proportions, housed mostly within its borders, top secret. There is no agreement on what said doomsday device is called, but leaked documents seem to mention something about “stones of yellow…”

It has fewer people than Alaska.

It’s shaped like an oval with corners. IT’S ANOTHER FRIGGIN’ RECTANGLE.

P1: I'm from Cheyenne. You know it?
P2: Oh, you mean the girl who lives a block from me? Yeah, I know her. She's so nice...
P1: No, I mean the city in Wyoming.
P2: The hell's a Wyoming?

Georgia

The only place in the world where you can drive from Athens to Rome in just two hours. Very peachy.

Not to be confused with the country of the same name, or anyone named Georgia.

It's shaped like a deformed, eight-sided parallelogram.

P1: You ever been to Athens?
P2: Yeah, I drove there from Rome.
P1: WHAT? You're from Georgia, right?
P2: Yes...
P1: Geez. That's at least three countries away. I'm impressed.

Fucking Cocksucking Shitballs

An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.

"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"

Capitalism

The act of typing in Caps Lock, or the act of capitalizing the first letter of each word in a sentence.

sHUT UP YOU DAMN LOWERCASEIST, CAPITALISM IS HUMAN NATURE!