Cat snake

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

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J moment

A reference to something J did/said or something similar

Person: I slapped someone yesterday
Person 2: J moment

Boar of a person

A strong meanie who isn’t very bright

H: Apparently G keeps messing with me for not giving him my lunch money
I: It looks like he holds a grudge
J: Bye, I’ma go slap this boar of a person >:3
H: Lol

Smooth brain

A cute brain

J: O, you have a smooth brain
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*

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Phat

Potential Hail At Twilight

E: My forecast predicts PHAT

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Parrot

A person who copies other people

F: Hey P
P: Hey P
J: Stop being a parrot
P: Stop being a parrot
L: He’s parrotpranking you
J: WTF

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