Covidian

A person whose identity and purpose is derived by forcing Covid restrictions on others even after mandates have been lifted. A person who likes social distancing, wearing masks, booster shots, and constantly regurgitating fear driven information they hear on their favorite media outlets.

Sara is a true Covidian. She forced all her employees to get quad vaxxed and still makes them wear double masks.

‘I don’t care what the law or science says, we must cure Covid by forcing every man, woman, and child to get vaccinated!’
-63 year old Covidian boomer watching CNN

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Ch00bs

It usually refers to someone who is a loser in life. They usually sell corn for a living. They aren't very well skilled in driving either. They usually are very slow, so don't say big words near them, as you may confuse them.

"Wow did you see that guy crash his truck into that motorcycle!", said Julian. "Yeah man! He's one big Ch00bs!", replied Derek.

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Nancy Pelosi

A true living corpse. A person or thing that has had so much plastic surgery you are forced to wonder if it’s a deep fake or robot. A mummified woman who believes she can outsmart death though facial injections.

Sharon got another facelift and it didn’t work out. She looks like a Nancy Pelosi.

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fat dook

A log of shit that's the size of Schwarzenegger's forearm.

Curtis, 'After thanksgiving dinner I always need to drop a fat dook.'

Ian, 'Be sure to post a pic on Facebook.'

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