Orange Justice

The anti-mating dance of humans. It is commonly performed by either children between the ages of 6 to 13, or teenagers or adults, who want to make it public knowledge, that their V-card can not be revoked, unless a miracle happens.

It's also a great exercise.

Meghan: "I'm so horny, Adam, let's come back to your place."
Adam: *Doing orange justice* "Sorry, what are you saying?"
Meghan: *Leaves*

Adam: "At least I am free of sin." He says, while not realising, that anyone who does a fortnite dance in public has a special place in hell reserved, just for them.

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