warhammer

A hugely expensive excuse for anal retentives with sweaty armpits to play with toy soldiers despite being grown men.

Guy 1: "I like Warhammer! Look, I spent £150 on 12 space goblins!"

Guy 2: "Aaah, the smell from your bomber jacket just blinded me!"

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mmorpg

Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.

Exactly what the name suggests. An internet computer game, typically in a cliched fantasy setting. Enjoyed by funny-smelling teenagers and grown men who should know better, as it gives them an opportunity to look at cleavage for as long as they like without scaring normal flesh-and-blood humans. Also popular with those too weak-minded, lazy or cowardly to put any effort into their real lives, who instead get their kicks running around the game world pretending to be an elf in a futile quest for prestige and self-respect.

Distorts social skills and personal hygiene. Basically, practice for purgatory.

MMORPG player 1: "Dude i got an iron bikini for my half-elven unicorn tamer. id rather look at that than leave the square foot of space in front of my monitor and breathe something other than my own stench"

MMORPG player 2: "u r teh lolzorz!!!!!!!11111111111!!!"

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