urban outdoorsman

the politically correct term for a bum or homeless person.

Grandpa, you can't go around calling people 'bum's anymore. They prefer to be called urban outdoorsman.

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heterosexual man barrier

A long pillow used to lay over and weigh down the sheets between two straight males sharing a double bed.

A heterosexual man barrier is set up to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the stager sheet sleep method.

The two boys were afraid to sleep in the same double bed without the aid of a heterosexual man barrier.

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victory

adj.

cheap or of poor quality: usually not voluntarily used

used in George Orwell's book as a brand name for a variety of cheap standard issue items such as Victory Cigarettes, Victory Gin, Victory Mansions, etc.

"He took a cigarette from a crumpled packet marked VICTORY CIGARETTES and incautiously held it upright, whereupon the tobacco fell out on to the floor."

-excert from Chapter 1 of 1984 by George Orwell

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healthy man crush

One male's platonic liking of another male in a totally heterosexual way.

Not because of sexual attraction but because of respect for the other male's poise, attitude, style, or all around being.

Every guy at school has a healthy man crush on Patrick, yeah, he's just that rad.

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amished

verb

to be completely grounded and deprived of all means of modern technology

derivative of the word amish

after my mom heard the truth about what happened last weekend, i was amished for weeks

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JPS

Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.

if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.

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wiimote

The controller used with the Nintendo Wii console.

Is able to sense motion on all three axis and can be expanded on with use of such wiimote add-ons as the analog nunchuk, the classic controller, and the wii zapper lightgun.

The wiimote also contains force feedback, a speaker, and 6kb of "non-volitile" memory.

The Wii Console comes with, Wii Sports, one wiimote, and one nunchuk attachment

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