Jackie Chan

The most immortal man on planet earth, he has cheated death at least twice, and proven it is truly possible to kill somebody with a ladder, an umbrella, a car antenna, and literally anything else you could imagine.

Jackie Chan? I know him. Isn’t he that guy from rumble in the Bronx, police story, super cop, drunken master, rush hour, the foreigner, first strike, project a, Battle Creek brawl, and all those other freaking awesome action movies?