Fruit Fu

Fruit Fu is a martial art that uses fruit and other produce as weapons

Fruit Fu Master: Haha, I attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head

and squirting lemons into your eyes

Victim: arghhhh, that stings!

Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.

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pimp cans

1.pimpcans are the canes that pimps usually walk around with.Pimp cans are usually tackier than normal old man canes.

2.A fly set of ear phones

1.Don't make me smack you with my pimp cans bitch!

2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!

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cock pushups

Cock pushups is when you fucking lay down flat on the ground,
And you let your boner lift you up, off the ground.

Guy 1:Do you think this album will make us more successful with the ladies?
JB: Yeah, Iv'e been getting ready,Iv'e been doing cock pushups

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hiplenial

Hipster millennials usually into looking like a hippie who cares about the environment but will drive thier 4x4 around the corner for a Starbucks and not recycle.

"Oh have you seen Amy she looks like she really cares about the environment?" Nah she just ran over 2 cats in her 4x4 then parked up and left the engine on she must just be one of those hiplenial people just pretending to care!