fa fingers

Noun: autocorrect failure of the words "fat fingers" on a international group chat.

Pronounced: faa-fingers (but like a sneeze).

- Oops, I didn't mean to type that it's because of my fa fingers.
- (replied msg) Is that like la, do and re fingers are going to follow?

peefecr

When auto correct did not work for the intended word of "perfect" and other people began using the word as an expletive.

Pronounced: Pee-feck-er

Just when you think things couldn't get any worse, this is just peefecr.