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A person with no use or purpose. They remind you of something stuck at the bottom of a bin that's covered in bin juice and maggots and no matter how much boiling water and disinfectant you douse it with, it insists on coming back to stink up your fragrant life and bore you to death with their incessant yelping and mewling
Did you hear that Marlene made a total fool of herself last night? The mongochops turned up as a plus 1 to a posh party wearing fancy dress.
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A member of the Sussex Squad. A Sussex Squad Skank ('SSS') is generally a menopausal female with hairy legs and armpits, bad teeth, synthetic ill-fitting weave adorned with shells and dresses from clothes they've found in charity shops.
One can find a SSS regularly rage Tweeting about beautiful white women or fantasising about pegging their hero ginger Prince.
Did you see that Tweet from Shula? You could practically smell the rage sweat from it. She's definitely a Sussex Squad Skank.
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A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.
I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.
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A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.
A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!
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