Cold Pizza

A show only watchable for the extremely hot Thea Andrews.

Cold Pizza would be better with more Thea.

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phillippwn

Similar to "own" or "pwn" but to a greater extent.

Was invented when someone misspelled "phillippines" and was told that he was "phillippwned."

Alternate spellings of the word are "Phillipone" and "Phillipown"

Jon's Been Phillippowned!

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mud missile

A very large turd that leaves the anus at a high rate of speed.

Damn John, I think you cracked the bowl with that mud missile!

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dry hump

sex or sex-like actions without orgasm

An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers

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furby yum

Something that tastes very good. Originates from the toy Furby.

Adam: "Oh snap, my mom is making her brisket again!"
Liana: "Furby yum!"

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crumsnatcha

One who snatches crums.

See, he a lil crumsnatcha. Gots to hit a nigga when he ain't lookin, cause he knows he'll get his ass whooped!

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mantlepiecing

verb: To bring a photo of yourself (preferrably pre-framed) to a party at someone's house, then place the photo among other photos of host's family and such on a mantle or dresser. Popularized by a column on CollegeHumor.com, though some celebrity hairdresser douche claims credit.

As Heather was cleaning her house the morning after her New Year's party, she realized her dresser had been mantlepieced by Adam.

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