Burn You Twice Treatment

When A Sample Of Food Is Hot And Spicy On The Tongue And Burns As It Squirts From Your Butthole.

That Spicy Chicken Burrito Punished Me With The Burn You Twice Treatment.

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Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.

Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.

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