Cat in a sink

the art of stuffing ones testicles into the vaginal opening while maintaining complete anal penetration. References the extremely difficult act of trying to bathe a cat in a sink." (AKA Balls in a box)

"Bro, last night I totally stuffed my nuts into this girls snot-wallet while boning her in the chocolate starfish. It was harder than keeping a cat in a sink."

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Gorilla Fist

An incredibly harsh, violent, non-rhythmic hand-job.Motion should give the impression of primates in the jungle or at the zoo. Also known as a "2001" in reference to the opening scene in the movie.

" Oh man, I got so wasted last night I let this Fugly give me a Gorilla fist behind the bar! I can barely walk today...."

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blueberry fist

1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.

"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."

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