Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

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