lollacaust

Humorous term devised by Kelly whilst musing over the different ways to incorporate the popular term "lol" (meaning laugh out loud) into new cutting edge terms. The term then became popular with many other people and can now be commonly heard in many of London's student circles. Recent reports suggest the term is also breaking into mainstream use.

Jon: "Yes you can use my microphone. . . "

Adam: (Into microphone) HELP!!!! I'm trapped in here with my friend!"

Kelly: "LOLACAUST!!!!"

or;

Simone: "What other words are there as well as LOL???"

Andrew: "LOLLACAUST, ROFL, ROFLMAO. . . "

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kebab fan

Mildly inappropriate term used to describe a male heterosexual. The term is thought to date back to Jade Goody's infamous description of her vagina as her "kebab" whilst in the Big Brother house. It would seem the term "kebab fan" refers to the appearance of female genitalia that heterosexual males find appealing. It can also be used to describe homosexual females, but is less commonly used in this context.

Barry: "Hey, do you think Pete is Gay?"

Alan: "Nah, I'm pretty sure he's a kebab fan."

or;

Vikki: "Did you know Chanelle is a kebab fan?!?!"

Amy: "OMG seriously?!?! She's a lesbain?!?!"

Vikki: "Yep, she came out last thursday!"

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