Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

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Bumbaclar

A special garment used solely to cover ones prosterior gland, commonly referred to as ones bottom, ass, or arse. Similar to a Baraclava

Hold on a moment whilst I slip on my Bumbaclar

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