caketaker

1. someone who takes cakes

2. someone who is instrumental in the removal of cakes

1. he is taking cakes, therefore he is a caketaker

2. oh shit stop that fucking caketaker he is removing my cakes

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beat off

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off

dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off

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anti-gypsy device

An effective and potent weapon. A bat, gun, knife, sword, stick, axe, rock, etc. to dispatch gypsies when meeting face to face. Always carry one when in Europe.

I shot the gypsy with an anti-gypsy device, my pistol.

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the game

when a male tries to cover an entire urinal or multiple urinals in his own piss. this requires great aim and stamina.

i was playing the game the other day when some booner caught me. i only got four urinals.

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booner

an australian insult used for people of below average intelligence

tell them booner caketakers to piss off back to australia

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flange piece

This is actually the definition of a lady's mimsy

Cor shes got a nice flange piece

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uber

extremely or ultimatly

I am uber bored!
I'm uber pissed right now!

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