Pulling a Willett

The act of driving through, and subsequently getting pulled over in a city park. (Named after Alex Willett)

Dustin: Did you hear how Alex lost his license?

Eric: No man, what happened?

Dustin: He got caught Pulling a Willett at 1 A.M. this morning.

Eric: Pshht, douche.

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Chessen

A slow moving commonly dull witted being.

Passenger: Why is it going so slow?
Driver: We're stuck behind a F***ing Chessen!

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Catastravaganza

1.) An extravaganza of a catastrophe.

2.) A catastrophe of an extravaganza.

Catastravaganza, when a catastrophe and extravaganza meet.

When the donkey from the petting zoo, kicked the birthday clown, the party turned into a castravaganza.