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Where you crouch over your sexual partner's face and turkey-slap her/him with a shit that is still coming out of your asshole
Adrian- If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a Mississippi Shit Dangler!
Alexandra- Okay, Turkey Slap me with that shit!
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Like Omegaladon, which is a giant shark, an Omegaladick, is a giant dick. Any dick that exceeds 10 inches in length is deemed an Omegaladick.
Doctor: Well, let's measure up your johnson.. Oh! It looks like you have an Omegaladick!
A term used by mostly Australians, this phrase can be used as a multitool for any situation. For the most part, one of the boys will say "yeah the boys" and the rest of the boys will say "yeah the boys" back. Conventionally, females don't use this term, and will usually result in being hit with a "fuck off two hole" upon saying it.
Darren: Oi nah boys who wants to get on the piss tonight?
Blake: Yeah the boys
Darren: Yeah the boys
Every male in the room: yeah the boys
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Much like Attila the Hun, the whole point of this sexual manoeuvre is to conquer her asshole, by spreading it as widely as you can. The conventional way is to do it with inanimate objects, not your body parts. You can use anything from a Fire extinguisher, to a common house lamp, to the hilt of a sword.
Caroline: Oh, I feel like I've been sacrificed to satan
Andrew: Why?
Caroline: My boyfriend was dominant and we did the Attila the Hun manoeuvre using two giant spoons
Andrew: You must have a pink sock the size of Australia!
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