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the meaning of life is to go fishing...for trout in my toilet.
paul figured out the meaning of life while he was in my bathroom pissing while he was thtoned
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just like it sounds a call made after sex
i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
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The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.
Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!
Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."
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stoned, drunk, all around messed up
edwin sure was faded after that phat blunt.
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barry likes to stick his penis in paul's brown eye
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