Network Nazi

Someone who berates a fellow Facebook user for joining a City Network when they may not actually live in that city.

Paddy - "Why have you joined the London Network? Why? You don't live there. Why would you do that? Why?"

Ruth - "What's it got to do with you - Network Nazi."

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Vislexic

Someone who suffers from Vislexia. (noun)
To be vislexic. (adj.)

Steve: "Sweetie, check out these awesome green jeans I've just bought."
Debbie: "They are disgusting. They are the worse jeans I've ever seen. Have you got vislexia? Are you a total vislexic?"

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Vislexia

Visual dyslexia.

An inability to see things that look good / Thinking things look good when they look very bad.

The condition suffered by Vislexics.

Steve: "Sweetie, check out these awesome green jeans I've just bought."
Debbie: "They are disgusting. They are the worse jeans I've ever seen. Have you got vislexia? Are you a total vislexic?"

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