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Chronic Fatigue

A very rare disease found in 4 of 1000 adults, and an even smaller margine in adolescents. This illness is developed in very non-active persons who usually are afraid of the world around them. The disease was discovered by Dr. Adam Tack (1992-2007). He was the very first human to develop this illness. There is no treatment. Whoever is diagnosed with this illness will be given a time frame of 5-12 months to live. Side effects include having no friends, being fat, being gay, and going to a catholic school to do crystal meth in the bathrooms. God rest the sole of anyone diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue.

Adam Tack thinks he has Chronic Fatigue.

by Adam Tack June 19, 2007

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