The Tarantula

The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.

to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.

also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish

Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternity house shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.

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digging your chili

to be into another person; to have the hots for

Hey man, that smokin hot sorority babe is definitely digging your chili, getcha some of that.

or the ebonics version:
Shoot nigga, that ho is diggin yo chili. You gonna get some poon tonight!

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