4 fade 4

The infuriating tendency of Sprint cell phone service to indicate a full-strength signal (4 bars), drop the call, and then pop back up to 4 bars in the span of an instant, often while one remains completely still.

"Sorry I keep having to call you back every 30 seconds, Sprint keeps giving me the four fade four."

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lube

Something that's just totally wrong, inconceivably awful. Derived from the fact that "lube" is just a nasty word, no matter what it's supposed to mean.

She's dating a 17-year old? What is she, 28? That's just lube.

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BenJonesing

Being really sarcastic. Like annoyingly sarcastic.

Have you heard him? He’s being so rude benjonesing me