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Wife: can you buy me nails?
Guy:Bruh
Docter: You will die from cancer soon
Guy: Bruh
No one : you get hit by a scooter
You: Bruh
Bitches that are so hard to catch JUST TRY IT like they fly away before you even see them like they never land like wtf thats not even possible and the speed they go at is so dumb like what and also why are they so buff like that like bruh how why are they the butterflys that get the buff like they dont even look that good like bro i hate them like who cares if they are endangered I still wanna slap the shit out of one. I will slap a monarch butterfly so hard it will die
Person 1: Bruh this monarch is already flying away bruh.
Person 2: Bruh Monarch Butterflies are such pussys
A Brilliant is a powerful strong and 8 pack man and sexy and hot with a cool body thats so sweaty and hot. A brilliant is something that will never leave you and is trustful you need a brilliant to fulfil your dreams as they are sexy and surportive and when you have sex with a brilliant person they will give you a baby in one second and thats why you need a fast sexy 8 pack juicy hot Brilliant.
Ooh he is so fast sexy and has an 8 pack and don't forget he is soo juicy he is such a Brilliant
Owen is a fat kid who likes to open butter and swoop it and eat it out the thing. Owen loves food and likes breakdance with his long ears
Person one :Bro he likes shoving butter in his throat
Person two: Broo he such an Owen
when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg
Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*