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A gender of people who reproduce by flapping violently at each other. They can only have sex between the ages of 12 and 15.
Get away from me you weird genderflap
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When youâre on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.
The most perfect, longest, tastiest, yellowiest, most amazingey banana in the history of the world.
I bit into the Bananananananananana. Suddenly, I saw the true meaning of life.