Kenbucha

Similar to Kombucha but once you try Kenbucha Kombucha fucking sucks. Named after a special K, aka Kenny, has a frequency but not a Kenneth type. Consuming Kenbucha you may feel a mild intoxication, although, brewed in a mason jar with mason jar gadgets there is negligible amounts of alcohol. Consumption may open your soul up, and you may find yourself sharing things you typically don’t share. It gives you a case of the giggles and a grin from ear to ear. Very rare to find and even rarer to get to experience Kenbucha but if luck has it that you do you will become proficient in speaking in pongues immediately. No pun intended.

I got Kenbucha’ed at work and lost all track of time.

Gillies

A middle aged midwestern male who fancies plaid shorts and cargos. Has an unhealthy obsession with BBC. Often found breaking laws while drinking Claws. Has as much taste in music selection as he does is fashion. Is unable to drive a vehicle with a sunroof. Considers himself "almost a doctor" but far from ever being a doctor.

Look at that Gillies over there! Union Bay must have had a sale.