coxian rant

1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.

2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.

Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.

Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.

scrub head

A superfan of the tv show Scrubs. The show follows the lives of medical professionals and their families. If you know 'old chicken neck's' or the janitors girl friends name, you may be a scrub head.

OMG, a gif of Eeeeaaagggllleee.... you're such a scrub head.