GDI

God Damn Independent; A college student that chooses not to join greek life or a sports team because they have low self esteem but would like others to think they’re confident in themselves. They rarely go to parties due to their lack of knowing people. Basically the worst type of person on this planet.

1. He can’t afford to pay fraternity dues so he’s a GDI scum.

2. She’s pretty hot for a GDI. I would.

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kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.

Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”