fatman scoop

firstly derived from the word phat, later adding the man scoop. Very unlike the 'rapper' fatman scoop, who is just a fat twat, fatman scoop is a word used to describe something that is realy realy cool. Also used as an expression of glee after something cool has happened.

'check out that car, its fatman scoop'
'wow that was fatman scoop!'

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bo selecta

well, bo selecta doesnt realy mean anything.
1. Like you could sumthing cool and say 'thats bo selecta'
2. You could piss yourself cos u forgot to put ur piss sack on and you might say 'argh bo selecta'
3.Sometimes it just comes out...'bo selecta'

1. 'That kestral is bo selecta'
2. 'Bo Selecta, ive pissed meself'
3. 'fancy a fuc..bo selecta...k'

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chatting shit

1. To say something that is complete bollocks.
2. To say something while under the influence of either drugs or alcohol that is either unintelligable or is the above.

1. 'Eminem is an excellent rapper'
'You're chatting shit mate'
2. 'Frgh me ghracg uihiuh bhgh'

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Pitman

Pitman is an ex-miner turned MC. Aparently originating from Coalville, Pitman breaks down the boundaries of conventional hip-hop, with his rhymes about tea, biscuits, and waiting in queues. On the surface an angry man, Pitman himself says he is 'misunderstood', and is actually a very happy person. Pitman has spoken out about many issues he feels strongly about, most notable claiming Usher has a 'peanut head', J-Lo a 'Massive plate face' and saying Craig David has 'A big fuck off chin'. Although playing Glastonbury this year (2005), Pitman has on previous recordings claimed that Glastonbury festival-goers are ' a bunch of virgins in a big field with no mates and no toilet roll'.

Who's that MC on stage with the orange overalls and a hard hat?
Pitman Fool

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dangleberries

lumps of dry faeces hanging from anal hair

'oh my god,he hasnt washed his arse for a while, look at those DANGLEBERRIES'

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