Nerd Bucket

The designated name for any gaming chair.
Don't lie to yourself, they are all based on racing bucket seats and you're a nerd.

It's a fuckin Nerd Bucket.

Oi, did you see franks new Nerd Bucket?
Yeah its shit, why doesn't he buy a real chair?

Turbo Retard

A Turbo Retard is someone who acts so quickly, they don't have time to think about what they're doing. This usually ends up being something so dumb, everyone in a 50m radius facepalms in disbelief, its like a train wreck you just can't look away.

Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.

Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.

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