adog mobile

the shittiest of the shittiest trucks made of duct tape elmors glue and refrigerator parts . breaks down every weekend while he thinks hes rolling coal but its really his motor on fire. he has to crank it with an anchor and sticks his foot out to slow it down his blinker is his hand and his doors are microwave doors and his steering wheel is a tire. he has to push it to start and has to sit on his shifter and bounce up and down to shift truck shakes like its having a seizure and is a gay bbc magnet

The adog mobile sucks ass