Socialist

A socialist is somebody who believes in marxist theory, but always says "That's not real communism" or "real socialism has never been tried". In other words, a socialist is somebody too stupid to know they're a communist.

Gary: I'm a socialist, and I believe that Karl Marx was right... except for the whole violent revolution thing...
Bob: That sounds like a communist to me.
Gary: REEEEE!! Communism and socialism are COOOOOMMMMPLETELY different!

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