Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

Nopen Minded

Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.

(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')

Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.

Full Hungerford

Going to go absolutely mental, could possibly kill simultaneous people one by one without remorse.

Reference to the 1987 Hungerford Massacre

'if that fucking arsehole doesn't shut his gob, I am going to go Full Hungerford on him!
'It's Monday Morning, the staff are useless - fuck this I'm going Full Hungerford in a second!'

Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.

Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

Moodycock

massive white penis huge white cock

Moodycock: A massive white penis, named after former Swindon Town player Aaron Moody who has a massive white penis.

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Deadsurf

Deadsurf: To use a fake social media account and then post that you (real name) have died, in order to see what comments people make (like 'OMG I can't believe it' to 'I'm glad the little sod is dead, I hated him/her since Primary School').

I deadsurfed people from my old school last night, and they are all in tears that I have died according to Facebook! Ha Ha!

I wonder what the jerks I used to work with think of me now? If I deadsurf them, it could be interesting!

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Yawnage On My Hornage

Defines somebody who is a crap shag; rubbish or boring in bed - a buzzkill for pheromones.

Lisa is so yawnage on my hornage - she just lies there like a hermit crab.