Stuck up faggot freshman

A freshman male/female who wants to prove to the upperclassmen that they are the shit and too cool for older kids. So the boys start to drink Redbull, wear hip hop clothes and find hangouts to chill and use drugs at. While the girls start wearing beginner porn clothing and put on slutty make up and mistreat dorky freshman boys that aren't cool enough for them so they look like they are the shit. You see that alot at my school.

Freshman: This grade is the shit!
Junior: Fuck off, you spoiled dickhead.
Freshman: Who you telling to fuck off?
Junior: I'm saying it to you, you stuck up faggot freshman.

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Iggy Azalea

A white Australian female rapper who acts like a black female rapper from the ghetto. In reality, she comes from a middle class family. The good thing about her is that she has a nice ass.

Iggy Azalea should stop acting like a tough gal from the hood and should start talking about her sexy body more often

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CAHSEE

Known for the stupid high school exit exam. It is a dumbass test meant to torture the shit out of sophomore students who have to wake up extra early just to take it.

I wish I could sleep in tonight but I have to take the damn CAHSEE tomorrow morning which sucks dick.

Eminem

Only white rapper from Detroit. He has three daughters and raps about the shit that happened in his ghetto life. Want to know about him, watch "8 Mile".

Guy 1: Yo, I just purchased a new song from Snoop Dogg man!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm tired of hearing the same black people rapping all the time man. Lets listen to Eminem cuz he is the rapper better than those black ones.

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High School

A place where the kids start to get "high" on drinking which is why they call it high school. You expect it to be like the fucking baloney Hollywood movies because your parents tell you high school is all about romance, dances, dating, and some other shit but it is totally the opposite unless if you party and ride your dick all the time AND get a car by your sophomore year.

Aunt: OMG my nephew is finally is in high school!! You have a girlfriend yet?
Nephew: Nah, I ain't got any bitches yet cause I don't have a car and I don't get drunk as Hell in the stupid parties.
Aunt: Don't worry. Just treat the girls with respect!!!
Nephew: Whatever!!!!!

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Carson

The ghetto place where all the Los Angeles food snobs go to. About seventy five percent of the people here are Mexican, black and Samoan and are fat blobs just like the blob in the movie "X-Men Origins Wolverine". It has all the fast food restaurants such as McDonald's, Jack in the Box, Wendy's and more. So if you are a big junk food addict then come to Carson.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm hungry where do ya wanta eat?
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!

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Democrat

Political assholes that live to screw up lives of successful people and make America suck in foreign policy.

Dude, you're a Democrat which means you're an asshole and I suggest you go fuck yourself.

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