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The most spoiled place on Earth home to stuck up bitches who are obsessed with money and spend ninety percent of their life getting their pussies sucked by rich single boys and men and also contains the legit affluent coastal areas such as Malibu, Laguna Beach, Dana Point, Pacific Palisades, and Palos Verdes (the place where I'm from). Yeah, the coastal areas in Southern California don't have water as clear as Hawaii but we have beautiful coves and real serenity. Not just that but we have the colleges with the hottest bitches on Earth and most importantly we have Hollywood!!!
Guy: Wassup sexy lady! Where you from?
Girl: I'm from Southern California.
Guy: Ohhh yeah bitch!!!! Lets go have sex in your mansion!!
Girl: Whoa!!!! How much money you got in your account??
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The number one shittiest and stupidest subject ever invented!!
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The worst and most stupid subject ever made.
My dumbass Algebra 2 teacher is assigning this brainless material.
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Usually is a stronger word for crap, or it can be used to explain things that are screwed up.
Man, this is shit cuz it doesn't make sense and is freakin baloney.
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A Jewish Canadian rapper who was part of Lil Wayne's group Young Money and is best friends with Kanye West. He also makes some decent songs.
Guy 1: "All my exes live in Texas like I'm Goerge Strait."
Guy 2: Whatcha singing?
Guy 1: Drake bro!!!
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An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.
Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!
A fictional character who is a vampire from Transylvania in Europe. He can turn into a bat anytime he wants and lives in a wealthy castle, which is why they call him "Count Dracula". He also likes to suck blood from bitches who have the biggest booties or tits and fuck them afterwards. But then he gets his ass hunted by Van Helsing who puts a wooden stake through his ass in almost every story of his. And Dracula hates the sign of a cross.
Guy 1: Dude that movie of Dracula was sick man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Did you know that the bitch he fucks in the beginning of the movie lives around our area in real life?
Guy 1: No fucking way! Lets get some vampire makeup near Halloween and fuck her!
Guy 2: Yeah, but its only February now.
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