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Aristotle

A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.

Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.

by AdomC May 7, 2016

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Aristotle

The reason why my ass suffered in Geometry and Algebra!

If I could get revenge on Aristotle I would invent a time machine and spank him a hundred times to get even!

by AdomC May 7, 2016

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Stupid rules

Boundaries made by stupid fucking teachers or leaders who think the wrong things all the time and want to fuck up your life.

Coach: What were you doing in the locker room?
Guy: I was getting changed.
Coach: Nah, you were talking and wasting your fucking time. You're suspended from changing in the locker room for two weeks.
Guy: You know what, you're a stupid coach who makes stupid rules, you fucking dumbass.

by AdomC March 8, 2015


upperclassmen

The older people in high school(usually 11th and 12th graders) that think they have the right to leave out freshmen, treat them like they don't matter and always telling them to fuck off. They also tend to get lazy as fuck and party their dicks and pussies all night long on Fridays and weekends.

Guy 1: Hey dude can you please take me out to that party that's going on this Friday?
Guy 2: Dude, what grade are ya in?
Guy 1: Freshman...
Guy 2: HAHAHAHA!!! I'm part of the upperclassmen!!! Fuck outta here dude!!! Go home!!!

by AdomC October 5, 2015

12πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Hitler

The biggest odd maniac in History with a huge mustache! He tried killing people of his own religion and influenced people in his speeches with some stupid devil ass tone they use in movies. If there was no Hitler, there would be no World War 2.

Adolph Hitler should be named Adolph the Shitler because he lives to make European cities turn to shitholes and brang shit to his own people!

by AdomC April 29, 2015

31πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


Rick Rubin

A Jewish rapper with a long beard and is in Eminem's music video Berzerk and is right next to him in the video. BTW I'm Jewish too and our rappers aren't as famous as black rappers for some reason.

Eminem: Kick your shoes off, let your hair down...
Rick Rubin: And go berzerk!!!

by AdomC April 11, 2015

18πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Rick Rubin

A Jewish rapper with a long beard and is in Eminem's music video Berzerk and is right next to him in the video. BTW I'm Jewish too and our rappers aren't as famous as black rappers for some reason.

Eminem: Kick your shoes off, let your hair down...
Rick Rubin: And go berzerk!!!

by AdomC April 11, 2015

15πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž