sideshot

when your taking a whizz and it slighty flies to the side

Damn this is my 5th sideshot this week

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Porno Wrist

The injury that occurs when you masterbate too much

Don: Hey sean whats up ?

Sean: ahh man i was up watching porn all night I think i have porno wrist

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hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

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shazack

The Noise Created when A hand slaps a large ass

Hey Baby whats new (SHaZack)

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