The baguette queen

The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”

The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

Cumflakes

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

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Laylavirus

virus that turns you into a baguette stan

“I’ve got my results back”
“I’ve got laylavirus”

*eats baguette in tears*