Adoption

Chloe

Adoption means that you are put into a different home.

Max

Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.

Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max

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Daniel

That one guy who thinks he is cool but he is not. He the the biggest gay ever, but he pretends to be straight and has a weird fettish for lunch ladies.

Person 1: Dude i hooked up with Edna the lunch lady last night.
Person 2: You totally did a Daniel bro.

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