randy orton

let's get one thing straight first: I don't hate the man. he's one of my favorites on raw. But I'm sick of stupid women basing him only on looks. for fuck's sake, it's his wrestling skills that count. Idiots

stupid, idiotic woman: like omg randy is so fucking hot so he must be a good wrestler. OMG OMG I'm having an orgasm.
me: yes he is a good wrestler, but you gotta stop being so fucking shallow lady.

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randy orton

I don't know why women think he is so hot. I'm better looking than he is.
Comment w/ request to delete: he is hot ur just a hater and jealous like omg.

watch all the sluts- I mean women- give this thumbs down.

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boobs

Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?

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body

the only thing besides money that women will love you for.also see car.

"Damn you vile woman! you've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb."

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nelly furtado

A slutty bird, according to her 2 songs.

Nelly Furtado is an easy bird.

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Skeets

Plural of Skeet. usually found hanging around on street corners, outside chip shops or in arcades. Tend to spit a lot.

Don't go in to the shooping centre it's full of skeets, it's dole day

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skeets

Plural of Skeet. usually found hanging around on street corners, outside chip shops or in arcades. Tend to spit a lot.

Don't go in to the shopping centre it's full of skeets, it's dole day

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