totally tits

something that is really good. See the shits, tits

Buddy says: I got laid last night
You answer: That's totally tits

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Dig

A word for a sexual date you have lined up.

Yo I can't chill with you tonight, I got a dig set up.

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2009

the year the second part of MGS 2 takes place. you know when you play as that pussy raiden?

what are you gonna do, make fun of me cuz I have alot of definitions on here?

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gayden crystalmeth

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.

"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"

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gold digger

about 95% of all, that's right ALL women.

If the editor is a woman, this won't get published BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ITS TRUE. they are gold diggers.

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metallica

Without a doubt, the single most overrated shithole of a "band" of all time. If you want to listen to a bunch of 80 year old fartknockers rant about satan and killing, be my guest.

Typical narrow-minded metal fan: Metallica dude! Metallica! *bangs head*
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.

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WEAVE

a:A type of head-dress worn by women who prefer to have (or have no) hair.

b:Kind of like a body kit for the car, cept it's a kit for your head.

c:Hair that was stripped of a Horse, only to be worn by some biatch with some long ass nails, and usually they have a big ass and some tig ol bitties

d: something that is fun to snatch off another woman's head

check all that "weave" that biatch is wearing.

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