phobia

1.Deep fear of something.
2.Breaking Benjamin's newest, third, and IN MY OPINION, best album.

Phobia kicks alot of ass.

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gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

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firefly

besides an insect and a tv show, also a great song by breaking benjamin

Fuck you firefly, have you lost your light.

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Famke Janssen

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.

Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...

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choke on a dick

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.

Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!

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2012

the mayans didnt predict the end of the world. they predicted something to do w/ evolution.

so... how bout them red sox?

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zangief

wrestler from the street fighter series. Around 2003-2004, Capcom issued a statement that said he was gay.

Zangief is slow, but dangerous.

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