Strap it up

To use a condom during sex.

Boi that girl is a chickenhead, U'd best strap it up!

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Iron Maiden

1. Instrument of torture during medieval times
2. Metal Band
3. A regenerator w/ spikes coming out of it in resident Evil 4.

Oh shit! it's the iron maiden!

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liater

a rumpled piece of velvet found mostly in hospital's.

get that liater out of your mouth child!

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gonorrhea

I'm gonorrhea
and that's a fact
if you can't say that
then call me clap
I wait in genitals
just like a trap
and burn up lovers
like bacon fat!
Ooh baby, I like it raw!

Gonorrhea from Chappelle's show.

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pearl harbor

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.

Pearl harbor sucked.

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last exit to springfield

probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.

most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)

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Schindler's List

One of the best movies of the 90's, and of all time. Tells the true story of German factory owner Oskar Schindler and how he saved the lives of over 1,100 jews during the holocaust.

Schindler's list won 7 oscars, including best picture and best director for Steven Spielberg.

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