gayden crystalmeth

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.

"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"

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gold digger

about 95% of all, that's right ALL women.

If the editor is a woman, this won't get published BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ITS TRUE. they are gold diggers.

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metallica

Without a doubt, the single most overrated shithole of a "band" of all time. If you want to listen to a bunch of 80 year old fartknockers rant about satan and killing, be my guest.

Typical narrow-minded metal fan: Metallica dude! Metallica! *bangs head*
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.

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WEAVE

a:A type of head-dress worn by women who prefer to have (or have no) hair.

b:Kind of like a body kit for the car, cept it's a kit for your head.

c:Hair that was stripped of a Horse, only to be worn by some biatch with some long ass nails, and usually they have a big ass and some tig ol bitties

d: something that is fun to snatch off another woman's head

check all that "weave" that biatch is wearing.

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Mexican gang bangers

--Coming from a Mexican--
People that steal, cheat, kill, rape, and still have the nerve to say God and the Virgin Mary are on their side. This can be verified by the virgen de guadalupe shirts they frequently wear.

Mexican gang bangers: Hey, let's rape some bitches tonight, but first, we gotta go to church homes.

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akademiks

The latest in wigger/wanna be gangbanger wear.

Akademiks is the shit my nigga dawg!
Shut the fuck up.

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DWC

Driving While Chinese

I see the cops! Lets keep the cylinders oiled! We not want to get police rangry!

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