How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

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vince mcmahon

(n) a person who used one of his most hard working employee's deaths to his benefit to get ratings.

Vince mcmahon is currently being a vince mcmahon with the death of Eddie Guerrero

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crash

Fucking incredible movie. It's about how all these people in LA deal with racism.

Watch this movie and try not to be so godamn narrow minded.

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tom welling

Cool guy, but see worst actor ever.

I'm sure Tom Welling's a nice guy and whatnot, but he's the worst actor ever.

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ghetto

Where middle to high class kids want to live. Not necessarily white, but this is sometimes the case. They act all ghetto, but if you put them in the REAL ghetto the way they acted for at least 1 weekend, they wouldn't come back acting ghetto-if they come back at all. If they're sane, of course.

Kid whose dad makes $600,000 a year: Yo my nigga, let's go to that store, it ain't got no a/c, that shit it ghetto!
*Dropped off at compton. In first 5 minutes they witness a drive-by 10 steps from them*
Back in rich suburb: damn, bra, we made it in the ghetto for a half-hour! We tha shit dude!

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mercy drive

actually orton's theme song is burn in my light. If you download take what's mine it keeps repeating.

how do the hell can I provide an example?

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mercy drive

a kick ass group that sings randy orton's tribute song "away" and his entrance song "take what's mine".

mercy drive is awesome

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